July 2012
tell her to get a tattoo on her arm that says that your sister isn’t home. she’ll be like that guy in memento
omg
lol wow this shit is so predictable
why did people actually pay to see this film ugh
ugh why am i watching final destination 5
it’s 11 minutes in and i already want to die
save me
maybe she has short term memory loss
im about to give her short term memory loss if she doesn’t stop knocking on my door
June 2012
wow how many fucking times do i have to tell this girl from upstairs that my sister isn’t home
she’s knocked on the door like four times
go
the fuck
away
please
Blockhead
Devo
Devo | Blockhead
ugh i finally downloaded the least annoying right version of aim
FINALLY
This girl I know has ones like those but the frames are white and the lenses are purple
i loVE THEM
Deep Sleep
Devo
Devo - Deep Sleep
Let me tickle your fancy baby. -Jerry
please stop
i am going to vomit
so they left me home alone all day
but what they didn’t realize
is that i’m home alone with the nutella
“Where did this come from?” “Oh… a 62 year old’s pants.”
“oh…why did he have—”
“it’s complicated”
idk man but it sounds a lot more fun than getting Mark’s crotch Doritos and Fudgee-O’s thrown at you
what if a crotch dorito hits my eye
and it leaves a bad injury
WHAT IF I HAVE A DORITO LODGED IN MY EYE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
what do i do then
how do i explain that to a doctor
so did mark like
throw cupcakes at people from the stage or…
because if he did
idk..
i wouldn’t want a cupcake thrown at me..
and i wouldn’t put it past him to actually do that
